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Old 02-08-2010, 07:11 PM
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An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odion cinema, they had been queuing for three weeks to see " Closed for the Winter "
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in 1872 the welsh invented the condom by using a sheeps bladder.

in 1873, the English refind the idea somewhat by removing the bladder from the sheep first.
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Old 22-08-2010, 08:50 PM
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Whats the worst birthday present ever given?


















Anne Franks drum kit.
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Old 18-09-2010, 09:09 PM
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the grim reaper came for me last night but i beat him off with a vacum cleaner......talk about dyson with death !
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Old 18-09-2010, 09:37 PM
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in 1872 the welsh invented the condom by using a sheeps bladder.

in 1873, the English refind the idea somewhat by removing the bladder from the sheep first.
Thats good, i like it, made me laff
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A young lad is walking down the street in Manchester passing a park when he hears a lot of barking and a huge Rottweiler bounds out of the park knocking over an old lady and proceeds to savage her.

Wasting no time the lad draws the dog away which is in a frenzy and is beginning to draw a crowd but nobody else seems brave enough to step forward and help out.

5 whole minutes pass in this wrestle to the death, eventually the lad staggers up after sustaining some nasty bites and scratches but the dog lies dead much to the relief of all concerned.

One of the not so brave in the crowd then steps forward and says, 'Lad, that was amazing. What's your name? I'm from the local paper and I can guarantee our headline will be "Local City fan saves lady from attack of devil dog"', the lad replies, 'I don't support City mate..'.

The reporter tries again, 'ok, no problem, even better "United fan saves pensioner from crazed attack by huge dog"'.

The lad looks a little ticked off and says, 'Sorry, but I don't support United either... I'm from Liverpool and I support LIVERPOOL'.

Still thinking the reporter moves off. The next day the headlines read 'Scouse bastard kills family pet'
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bloke get home from work and asks his wife....whats that smell ?

wife says......i cant smell anything !

bloke says .....neither can i !!....get in the kitchen and get my dinner ready !!
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Old 14-10-2010, 07:07 PM
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wife walked into the lounge and asked me.....whats on the TV ?

i said........Dust !!
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