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Old 20-09-2012, 06:10 PM
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I've just had a letter back from Screwfix.
They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
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I've just had a letter back from Screwfix.
They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
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Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any bread"? the barman replies "no sorry, ths is a pub mate, we dont do that"
so the duck says sorry and leaves.

next day duck comes back into the pub and asks the man, "do you have any bread today"?
The barman says "no i told you yesterday, we dont do that"
so the duck leaves

goes back the next and asks again, the barman says "look, ive told you twice, if you ask again im going to nail you f***kin beak to this bar"

the next day the duck comes back and says to the barmen "do you have any nails"?
the barmen says "nails? no we dont"
so the duck says "great, do you have any bread?
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Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any bread"? the barman replies "no sorry, ths is a pub mate, we dont do that"
so the duck says sorry and leaves.

next day duck comes back into the pub and asks the man, "do you have any bread today"?
The barman says "no i told you yesterday, we dont do that"
so the duck leaves

goes back the next and asks again, the barman says "look, ive told you twice, if you ask again im going to nail you f***kin beak to this bar"

the next day the duck comes back and says to the barmen "do you have any nails"?
the barmen says "nails? no we dont"
so the duck says "great, do you have any bread?

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